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.TOMMY'S PLATES DATA BASE (C) COPYRIGHT 1989 BY TOMMY'S TOYS,
.P.O. BOX 11261, DENVER, CO 80211 USA.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
.CATALOG #89-126-1A

E TSHP    A CHINESE MERCHANT (TEA SHOP)
E MAD2RDR A TAILOR (MADE TO ORDER)
E BSTVLK  A CHEERFUL PERSON (BEST OF LUCK)
H 8LUNUNS A GREEDY CAPITALIST (HATE ALL UNIONS)
E DAGWUD  CHIC YOUNG (DAGWOOD)
E NLADWUD A FANCY CARPENTER (INLAID WOOD)
E KTLDRMS A SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA MEMBER (KETTLEDRUMS)
H AKETKET A BIRD LOVER (A PARAKEET)
E 6OFONZ  A JAZZ LOVER (SAXOPHONES)
E 2KNPLA  A WIFE SWAPPER (TWO CAN PLAY)
E 1KORN   A FANTASY LOVER (UNICORN)
E WLRUU   AN ARCTIC EXPLORER (WALRUS)
E ZRAKS   A PRINT SHOP WORKER (XEROX)
E NTLRS   AN ELK HUNTER (ANTLERS)
E 6TMNTS  MIKE WALLACE (SIXTY MINUTES)
E BOOO    A FAMOUS CLOWN (BOZO)
E SPIGAM  A CIA AGENT (SPY GAME)
E DUBLDLR A SWINDLER (DOUBLE DEALER)
E DFAB4   THE BEATLES (THE FAB FOUR)
E QREOSIT A CAT LOVER (CURIOSITY)
E IBISTOC A STOCKBROCKER (I BUY STOCK)
E ID8LADD A PLAYBOY (I DATE LADIES)
E AKSNPNS A MASSEUSE (ACHES AND PAINS)
E GRAALND ELVIS PRESLEY (GRACELAND)
E VITMNC  DR. LINUS PAULING (VITAMIN C)
E LBTROO  AN OLD MARINER (ALBATROSS)
E MTNVLOP AN UNEMPLOYED SECRETARY (EMPTY ENVELOPE)
E RBLT    A HEALTH FOOD FADDIST (HERBAL TEA)
E POKRFAA MISTER SPOCK (POKER FACE)
E WARMI   AN AMNESIAC (WHERE AM I?)
H UUULELO AN AVID LIMBO PLAYER (USUALLY LOW)
E THGRDU8 DUSTIN HOFFMAN (THE GRADUATE)
E H2O WAA A VENETIAN GONDOLIER (WATER WAYS)
H WRZDFIR A STATE HIGHWAY PATROL CAR (WHERE'S THE FIRE?)
E NAWTGRL CYNDI LAUPER (NAUGHTY GIRL)
E NRE 4D  A VINTAGE MODEL T (HENRY FORD)
E SOPNH2O A SPONGE DIVER (SOPPIN' WET; SOPPING WET)
E 12hNE6  A PRUDE (DON'T HAVE ANY SEX)
E H882C6  A PRUDE (HATES TO SEE SEX)
E GR8APS  AN ANTHROPOLOGIST (GREAT APES)
E CCCC AL A PSYCHIC (FORSEES ALL)
E RUNYET  A TRAVELING SALESMAN (ARE YOU IN YET?)
E HZFARR  A PLAYBOY (HAS AFFAIRS)
E BGDDUD  A TEXAN (BIG D DUDE)
E YKSME   A WISE GUY (WHY ASK ME?)
E TRUXTOP A GREASY SPOON WAITRESS (TRUCK STOP)
E GREZSPN A TRUCK STOP WAITRESS (GREASY SPOON)
E SR5LST  A RIGHT WING EXTREMIST (SURVIVALIST)
E PXPP    A MIGRANT LABORER (PICKS PEAS)
E TUQNBED A NURSING ASSISTANT (TUCK YOU IN BED)
E PLAFUTC A FLIRTATIOUS WOMAN (PLAY FOOTSIE)
E DFIILAW AN UNREFORMED SPEEDER (DEFIES LAW)
E QTKID   A NEW FATHER (CUTE KID)
E QAKQR   A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN (QUACK CURE)
E NDMIK   A CB ENTHUSIAST (NEED MIKE)
E KRDDNWA LITTLE MISS MUFFET (CURDS AND WHEY)
E IMBLOBL WILLIAM CODY (I'M BUFFALO BILL)
E ST84SAL ZSA ZSA GABOR (ESTATE FOR SALE)
E CHKM8   BOBBY FISCHER (CHECKMATE)
H MENNLEN RAMBO (MEAN AND LEAN)
E HALNHRT A FRESH AIR FREAK (HALE AND HEARTY)
H CKRTFAR A NAUGHTY OFFICIAL (SECRET AFFAIR)
E MREKA   KATHERINE LEE BATES (AMERICA)
E NRT YZ  A CONSERVATIONIST (ENERGY WISE)
E FSHNPL8 A WELL-DRESSED PERSON (FASHION PLATE)
E MTHOWS  A POOR PRODUCER (EMPTY HOUSE)
E HAMRNTX A CARPET LAYER (HAMMER AND TACKS)
E 8NDRPR  A GOLFER (EIGHT UNDER PAR)
E DRTLIR  A SCOUNDREL (DIRTY LIAR)
E FRNT9   A GOLFER (FRONT NINE)
E BINKMN  LEE MAJORS (BIONIC MAN)
E BG WG   DOLLY PARTON (BIG WIG)
E EGR2PLA A PLAYMATE (EAGER TO PLAY)
E BLEREII AN ALCOHOLIC (BLEARY EYES)
E STOWA   A PREGNANT WOMAN (STOWAWAY)
E O4ACHVR A WORKAHOLIC (OVERACHIEVER)
E OPNYRII AN OPTOMETRIST (OPEN YOUR EYES)
E MBRAAME A SEX-STARVED GUY (EMBRACE ME)
E BRNDNU  A SHINY CAR (BRAND NEW)
E DSROBR  A TOPLESS DANCER (DISROBER)
E SWETNLO A DIABETIC (SWEET 'N' LOW; SWEET 'N' LO)
E 3MNNTUB THE BUTCHER ET AL. (THREE MEN IN TUB)
E CDKRKTR A PIMPMOBILE (SEEDY CHARACTER)
E DCCD    A FUNERAL CAR (DECEASED)
E XL GREE A MECHANIC (AXLE GREASE)
H RMNHAMR A FAMOUS INDUSTRIALIST (ARMAND HAMMER)
H CDMECCR A MOTHER WITH TEN KIDS (SEE THE MESSY CAR)
E OPN YD  A DENTIST (OPEN WIDE)
E YRSOQT  A TEENAGE FLIRT (YOU'RE SO CUTE; YOU ARE SO CUTE)
H PLAD2TC DUSTIN HOFFMAN (PLAYED TOOTSIE)
E GTNOPA  AN UNEMPLOYED GUY (GET NO PAY)
H HEVBROR A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER (HEAVY BORROWER)
E H82BL8  A PUNCTUAL GUY (HATE TO BE LATE)
E LIGBL   A SINGLE GUY (ELIGIBLE)
E NME4LIF A VENGEFUL MAN (ENEMY FOR LIFE)
E MDASRVA A POLLSTER (MADE A SURVEY)
E BRKDNCN A STREET PUNK (BREAK DANCIN'; BREAK DANCING)
E BDETSHU A DIET COUNSELOR (BODY TISSUE)
E GTMOUT  AN APPEALS ATTORNEY (GET 'EM OUT)
E NO2BAKO A NON-SMOKER (NO TOBACCO)
E LTRASLM TOMMY LASORDA (ULTRA-SLIM)
E SOFES   MERYL STREEP (SOPHIE'S)
E YUPP    A BMW (YUPPIES)
E 2MMRUS  A MORTICIAN (TOMBS ARE US)
E KNFIDNC A PUBLIC SPEAKER (CONFIDENCE)
E FARMAC  A DRUGGIST (PHARMACY)
E TAPMEZR A DIET COUNSELOR (TAPE MEASURE)
H TLNOLII A JUDGE (TELL NO LIES)
E IMNRAPS A MUMMY (I'M IN WRAPS)
E UCURRLF A MIRROR MAKER (YOU SEE YOURSELF)
E GALPPOL A POLITICAL CANDIDATE (GALLUP POLL)
E 1LIF2LV ANDREA EVANS (ONE LIFE TO LIVE)
E HUTRZ   A PINUP GIRL (HOOTERS)
E E10BNJ  A FAILED DIETER (EATING BINGE; EATIN' BINGE)
H HIDWABD THOMAS JEFFERSON (HIDE-AWAY BED)
H ALFRSCO AN OUTDOORSMAN (AL FRESCO)
E PKYRBG  A VALET (PACK YOUR BAG)
E NOW8RZ  A FAST-FOOD JUNKIE (NO WAITERS)
E MOV FAN A FILM BUFF (MOVIE FAN)
E cRL OFS AN AT&T EXECUTIVE (CENTRAL OFFICE)
E SHRPKKE A V.P. OF RESEARCH (SHARP COOKIE)
E O4LL    A FARMER (OVERALLS)
E UUDBRK  A SAFE DRIVER (USE THE BRAKE)
E YT HAR  PETER GRAVES (WHITE HAIR)
E L8 FREE A SKATER (LATE FREEZE)
H MAKOOOO A FARM EQUIPMENT OPERATOR (MAKE FURROWS)
H PTSM8RE HORROR AUTHOR STEPHEN KING (PET SEMATARY; PET CEMETARY)
E UR#SUP  A DRAFT BOARD MEMBER (YOUR NUMBER'S UP)
H AHLFAGI A VAIN MAN (A HELL OF A GUY)
E WNT2PPS HUMPTY DUMPTY (WENT TO PIECES)
E O2B YLD A HENPECKED HUSBAND (OH TO BE WILD)
E STA AWA A HERMIT (STAY AWAY)
E JAK BNE A FAMOUS VIOLINIST (JACK BENNY)
E SAFNSAK AN EARLY RISER (SAFE IN SACK)
E CMEPASU A SPEEDER (SEE ME PASS YOU)
E GES HU  A PRACTICAL JOKER (GUESS WHO?)
E SNO YT  WALT DISNEY (SNOW WHITE)
E INDORSU A POLITICAL KINGMAKER (I ENDORSE YOU)
E HET WAV A SUMMER SPORTS ENTHUSIAST (HEAT WAVE)
E SAFTSAK A MADD MEMBER (SAFETY SAKE)
E MRSHLAW A NATIONAL GUARD TRUCK (MARTIAL LAW)
E BLUGNS  A TRENDY DRESSER (BLUE JEANS)
E PSTSYDS A CHEMICAL MANUFACTURER (PESTICIDES)
E KMODTT  AN INVESTMENT BANKER (COMMODITIES)
E MNHTN   A NEW YORKER (MANHATTAN)
E LUXRGON A FADED MOVIE STAR (LOOKS ARE GONE)
E RAN MAN DUSTIN HOFFMAN (RAIN MAN)
E SORFT   A LONG DISTANCE WALKER (SORE FEET)
E GUDWICH A PAGAN (GOOD WITCH)
H IENUNC8 A PUBLIC SPEAKER (I ENUNCIATE)
E SKWDKR  A POLICE CAPTAIN (SQUAD CAR)
E BRIKHOM A LITTLE PIG (BRICK HOME)
E LRE BRD A BASKETBALL STAR (LARRY BYRD)
E CASCLSD A HOT-SHOT ATTORNEY (CASE CLOSED)
E PWE     A POPULAR COMEDIAN (PEE-WEE)
E CHNUPS  JACK LALANNE (CHIN-UPS)
E BLKNYT  A CHECKER CAB (BLACK AND WHITE)
E PTR O2L A FAMOUS BRITISH ACTOR (PETER O'TOOLE)
E RULSNNG A HEARING AID SALESMAN (ARE YOU LISTENING?)
E DUUNBRG AN OLD CAR BUFF (DUESENBERG)
E PAUBAK  A GAMBLER (PAY YOU BACK)
E GOL DHN A FAMOUS RESIDENT OF ASPEN (GOLDIE HAWN)
E MSLEUNG BARBARA BEL GEDDES (MISS ELLIE EWING)
E CRPTBGR AN UNPRINCIPLED OPPORTUNIST (CARPETBAGGER)
E BRKS    A MARINE (BARRACKS)
E KOTNTLS FRED ASTAIRE (COAT AND TAILS)
H DUUSWAR A JUDGE (DO YOU SWEAR?)
E METKLVR A BUTCHER (MEAT CLEAVER)
E HVBGNOO JIMMY DURANTE (HAVE BIG NOSE)
H LENLI4M TOMMY (ALIEN LIFE FORM)
E SINSFCR MISTER SPOCK (SCIENCE OFFICER)
E GRASTOK TARZAN (GREYSTOKE)
E WN14GPR RONALD REAGAN (WIN ONE FOR GIPPER; WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER)
E M LOD   A COMPOSER (MELODY)
E HIOSLVR CLAYTON MOORE (HI-O SILVER; HEIGH-O SILVER)
E SLVRBLT CLAYTON MOORE (SILVER BULLET)
E SHNKNRE A FAMOUS MALE SEX SYMBOL (SEAN CONNERY)
E BCH PRT FRANKIE AVALON (BEACH PARTY)
H **NMIX3 AN AUTOGRAPH HOUND (STARS IN MY EYES)
E YLD RIC A DUCK HUNTER (WILD RICE)
E MND MND MAMA CASS (MONDAY MONDAY)
E D3STUJS SOME FAMOUS COMEDIANS (THE THREE STOOGES)
E WDPKRS  CARTOONIST WALTER LANCE (WOODPECKERS)
E IMAPR   A BRITISH NOBLEMAN (I'M A PEER)
H SONCRCL A SEAMSTRESS (SEWING CIRCLE)
E FNLNOTS A LANDLORD (FINAL NOTICE)
E HNEMUNR AUDREY MEADOWS (HONEYMOONER)
E DPLEMSD A WIDOW (DEEPLY MISSED)
E NAPLFEL SIR ISAAC NEWTON (AN APPLE FELL)
E LK2 BRN A PYROMANIAC (LIKE TO BURN)
E PTT2OIL A PAINTER (PUT IT TO OIL)
H 2DASWDR WILLARD SCOTT (TODAY'S WEATHER)
E RAANHEK A PARTY GOER (RAISING HECK; RAISIN' HECK)
E TAKNHRS MR. ED'S TRAINER (TALKING HORSE)
H HSZMNHU A SHARP CAMERA SALESMAN (WHO'S ZOOMING WHO?; WHO'S ZOOMIN WHO?)
E ETGRNLA A HEALTH FOOD FANATIC (EAT GRANOLA)
H HITHRBB A LOUNGE LIZARD (HI THERE BABY)
E MTHRGUS A NURSERY SCHOOL SUPERVISOR (MOTHER GOOSE)
H INDAHRO A COMIC BOOK FANATIC (I NEED A HERO)
E HTREKTR A HEART ATTACK PATIENT (HOT REACTOR)
E KTEKTS  A PET SHOP OWNER (KITTY CATS; KITTY KATS)
H ORLSMPA THE SON OF A TV EVANGELIST (ORAL'S MY PA)
E SLDMHOM A GREYHOUND BUS DRIVER (SELDOM HOME)
E STUBLAG A DWARF (STUBBY LEG)
E MEWINR  A TV STAR (EMMY WINNER)
E F12RS   A TRAVEL AGENT (FUN TOURS)
E HLO BLO A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER (HELLO BELOW)
E ATNSHN  A DRILL SERGEANT (ATTENTION)
E MPIRST8 A NEW YORKER (EMPIRE STATE)
E ESTYRUP A POLISH IMMIGRANT (EAST EUROPE)
E LMN8W8  A DIET COUNSELOR (ELIMINATE WEIGHT)
E YLDCRD  A POKER PLAYER (WILD CARD)
H TNSVMNE A ROCK STAR (TONS OF MONEY)
E CLOOTII MICHAEL J. FOX (CLOSE TIES)
E BSTAKTR GEORGE C. SCOTT (BEST ACTOR)
E DDMBR25 SANTA (DECEMBER TWENTY-FIVE; DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH)
E MASRLEE A PROTESTER (MASS RALLIES)
H IET4BUX A PROFESSIONAL FOOD CRITIC (I EAT FOR BUCKS)
E BTNIK   MAYNARD G. KREBS (BEATNIK)
E 4KLOZNU A FARM BANKER (FORECLOSE ON YOU)
E cCSTAKR A U.S. GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (CENSUS TAKER)
E KVDWLR  A HERMIT (CAVE DWELLER)
E CHRMD   AN ETIQUETTE TEACHER (CHARMED)
E NSKRO   A NEW HOME BUYER (IN ESCROW)
E ISTEL4U A SHYSTER LAWYER (I STEAL FOR YOU)
H BTNEBOD A BULLY (BEAT ANYBODY)
E MREDJO  MARILYN MONROE (MARRIED JOE)
E HVMRFN  A BLONDE GIRL (HAVE MORE FUN)
E MRWAA2  AN OPTIMIST (MORE WAYS TO)
E KPTNBLI CHARLES LAUGHTON (CAPTAIN BLIGH)
E LMO     A PATRIOTIC TEXAN (ALAMO)
E 4MIILF  A SOCIAL DARWINIST (FOR MYSELF)
E HUJBRDS A TURKEY FARMER (HUGE BIRDS)
E RLERNR  A FIRST-SHIFT WORKER (EARLY RUNNER)
E CLSKHTS A DISK JOCKEY (CLASSIC HITS)
E LUV2PK  A PEEPING TOM (LOVE TO PEEK)
E XPOOURS A PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER (EXPOSURES)
E hNOKLOO A NUDIST (HAVE NO CLOTHES)
E CNBARLE A NUDIST (SEEN BARELY)
E BERBELE A BAR FREQUENTER (BEER BELLY)
E KBJPACH A DOLL LOVER (CABBAGE PATCH)
E *TRK    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK (STAR TREK)
E KOINTOS A FOOTBALL REFEREE (COIN TOSS)
E NS8E8D  A VORACIOUS HEDONIST (UNSATIATED)
E FABRJ   AN ART COLLECTOR (FABERGE)
E BELUCNB AN ARMY RECRUITER (BE ALL YOU CAN BE)
E WDNTETH GEORGE WASHINGTON (WOODEN TEETH)
E SLENKEZ A TOY LOVER (SLINKIES)
E TNLFLUV BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN (TUNNEL OF LOVE)
H TNTSITE A CIVIL RIGHTS ORGANIZER (TENT CITY)
E 2 MRS   A FAITH HEALER (TUMORS)
E PUDLPUP A RICH LADY (PODDLE PUP)
E DPFRID  A SUN WORSHIPPER (DEEP FRIED)
E TME 2N  A FAMOUS DANCER (TOMMY TUNE)
H NEP2N2N A MARINE BIOLOGIST (NEPTUNE'S)
E QMULUS  A METEOROLOGIST (CUMULUS)
E SHPNcR  A VALLEY GIRL (SHOPPING CENTER)
H HUYNILZ DON HO (HAWAIIAN ISLES)
E GELEBNZ RONALD REAGAN (JELLY BEANS)
E IRE5U   A PARAMEDIC (I REVIVE YOU)
E IXLR8FN A SPEEDER (I ACCELERATE OFTEN)
E MAJMAKR AN ADVERTISING EXEC (IMAGE MAKER)
H IETGRAV A GREASY SPOON FREQUENTER (I EAT GRAVY)
H HRDRTRZ A PERSON WITH A PACEMAKER (HARD ARTERIES)
E PZA MN  A DELIVERY BOY (PIZZA MAN)
E PJMZ    A DEPARTMENT STORE SALESLADY (PAJAMAS)
H 25Z4A10 A DEPARTMENT STORE CASHIER (TWO FIVES FOR A TEN)
E NTNF2DO A BUSY PERSON (NOT ENOUGH TO DO)
E KMBRIJ  AN ENGLISH PROFESSOR (CAMBRIDGE)
E CHEP GP A RUGGED OUTDOORSMAN (CHEAP JEEP)
E 1ST R8  A SNOB (FIRST RATE)
H RNJALEE A LUXURY CAR SALESMAN (ARRANGE A LEASE)
E EZ RIDR PETER FONDA (EASY RIDER)
H ATASHRK A SEAFOOD CONNOISSEUR (ATE A SHARK)
E NDSMAT  A SINGLE GENT (NEEDS MATE)
H IMISTAQ A LAID-OFF ACTOR (I MISSED A CUE)
E LEV8    A HIGH-RISE DEVELOPER (ELEVATE)
E DZAR    A RUSSIAN IMMIGRANT (THE CZAR; THE TSAR)
E WE8L8   A PAIR OF NIGHT OWLS (WE ATE LATE)
E FUNRL   A MORTICIAN (FUNERAL)
E NOCHARJ A CREDIT COUNSELER (NO CHARGE)
H H84NKRZ A DETROIT AUTO WORKER (HATE FOREIGN CARS)
H LIIAXDC AN IRISH IMMIGRANT TO CALIFORNIA (LIES ACROSS THE SEA)
E AL8RD8  A PROCRASTINATOR (A LATER DATE)
E TSATAK  A FILM DIRECTOR (IT'S A TAKE)
E LJSL8   A STATE SENATOR (LEGISLATE)
E WRKTHOM A TELECOMMUTER (WORK AT HOME)
H GRNFOYA ZSA ZSA GABOR'S BUTLER (GRAN FOYER; GRAND FOYER)
E 2TFRUT  AN ITALIAN CHEF (TUTTI-FRUTTI; TUTTI-FRUITI)
E STRONAT SALLY RIDE (ASTRONAUT)
E MSTRRIT A WOMAN WHO IS LOOKING (MR. RIGHT)
E SLULIT  A DIET BOOK AUTHOR (CELLULITE)
H 2DITSAL AN ANOREXIC (TO DIET IS ALL)
E BQYET   A LIBRARIAN (BE QUIET)
H IMWRTHT LINDA EVANS (I'M WORTH IT)
E KND BR  A SUGARHOLIC (CANDY BAR)
E GTTN    A FREE LOVE ADVOCATE (GET IT ON; GET IT IN)
E CRSQ    LLOYD BRIDGES (SEA RESCUE)
E O4DUN   A SUNBATHER (OVERDONE)
E 4SCRN7  ABRAHAM LINCOLN (FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN)
E TREENS  BENEDICT ARNOLD (TREASONOUS)
H ORLHIGN A DENTAL ASSISTANT (ORAL HYGIENE)
H NE4SAN4 SEAN CONNERY (NEVER SAY NEVER)
E SKULNT  A GOURMET COOK (SUCCULENT)
E JULRE   ZSA ZSA GABOR (JEWELRY)
E 24KS    A GLUTTON (TWO FORKS)
E SLPAKOP ZSA ZSA GABOR (SLAP A COP)
H ILVT2B4 BARBARA BILLINGSLEY (I LEAVE IT TO BEAVER)
E DPCBENS A DIVER (DEEP SEA BENDS)
E ES4FRT  A SCHOOLTEACHER (E IS FOR EFFORT)
H 2DFUCHR MICHAEL J. FOX (TO THE FUTURE)
E 2MA2JUS A VEGETARIAN (TOMATO JUICE)
H DRTKPRS A MOBSTER (DIRTY COPPERS)
E TRNDMAL A FASHIONABLE SHOPPER (TRENDY MALL)
E 1DRWOMN LYNDA CARTER (WONDER WOMAN)
E BDSNCHR A WORKER AT CITY MORGUE (BODY SNATCHER)
H LE4JDBI A GREENMAILER (LEVERAGED BUY)
E YRD WRK A GARDENER (YARD WORK)
H GD4PRTS AN ORGAN DONOR (GOOD FOR PARTS)
E IOONIT  A MAN WITH HEAVY DEBTS (I OWE ON IT)
E MTRUMZ  A MOTEL OWNER (EMPTY ROOMS)
E HIWAHOB A LICENSE PLATE FREAK (HIGHWAY HOBBY)
E A4DABL  A USED CAR SALESMAN (AFFORDABLE)
E NTLEJNS A MENSA MEMBER (INTELLIGENCE)
E KRZKLN  AN AUTO WASHER (CARS CLEAN)
H PSTLPKR AN UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE (PISTOL PACKER)
E S4DTII  A DIVORCE COUNSELER (SEVER THE TIES)
E SSN     A HIT MAN (ASSASSIN)
E DN4NGTS NBA COACH DOUG MOE (DENVER NUGGETS)
E DZRNAZ  LUCY MCGILLICUDDY RICARDO (DESI ARNAZ)
E N2MR    A MORTICIAN (ENTOMBER)
E N2DNIT  A SECURITY OFFICER (INTO THE NIGHT)
H N4DMUNE A HIGH PRESSURE SALESMAN (IN FOR THE MONEY)
E VOTFN   A BALLOT BOX STUFFER (VOTE OFTEN)
E PEENQS  A FIRST GRADE TEACHER (P'S AND Q'S)
E SOEBENZ A HEALTH FOOD FANATIC (SOYBEANS)
E EGNUDLZ A CHINESE CHEF (EGG NOODLES)
E KFEOLA  A NEW ORLEANS FRENCH COOK (CAFE AU LAIT; COFFEE AU LAIT)
E FSHFRII MRS. PAUL (FISH FRIES)
E XXR     A CHEATING GUY (DOUBLE CROSSER)
E O4NDULJ AN OBESE PERSON (OVERINDULGE)
E VKEVAL  MILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE (VICKY VALE)
E SHRKBIT JAWS' TRAINER (SHARK BITE)
H RBNCRDL HUGH HEFNER (ROBBING CRADLE)
E H1ESKL  WILLIE NELSON (HONEYSUCKLE)
E SOOUET  A FARMER (SOWS WHEAT)
E PPSIN   A HIPPIE (PEACE SIGN)
E BGNNG   A CUBS FAN (BIG INNING)
H LEGLIVU A PEEPING TOM (ILLEGAL EYE-VIEW; ILLEGALLY VIEW)
E RMSTSDA A WW I VETERAN (ARMISTICE DAY)
E PILOTLK DORIS DAY (PILLOW TALK)
E BLZNSDL GENE WILDER (BLAZING SADDLE)
E HILNDAL A MAIL CARRIER (HILL AND DALE)
E SAVNRTH BUCK ROGERS (SAVING EARTH)
H DALSMIN ROY ROGERS (DALE IS MINE; DALE'S MINE)
H IPLALOS MARGOT KIDDER (I PLAY LOIS)
E ILIKKNT LOIS LANE (I LIKE KENT)
E 4DBRDR  AN ILLEGAL ALIEN (FOR THE BORDER)
E BRETOO  A MEXICAN IMMIGRANT (BURRITOS)
E BFLOBLS QUARTERBACK JIM KELLY (BUFFALO BILLS)
E KNGKRBS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN (KING CRABS)
H SH2OS4U A COW TAIL SALESMAN (SWATTERS FOR YOU)
E NDRH2O  A U-BOAT CAPTAIN (UNDERWATER)
E MNEKLRZ THE BIBLICAL JOSEPH (MANY COLORS)
E 2D LMT  A FAST-TRACKER (TO THE LIMIT)
H 2NUKOTS A HOUSEPAINTER (TWO NEW COATS)
H NYRKE** THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP (ON YOUR KEESTERS)
E KRIMFTR BATMAN (CRIME FIGHTER)
E *VNKDS  SALLY STRUTHERS (STARVING KIDS; STARVIN' KIDS)
E GVML    A GUNG-HO GENERAL (GIVE 'EM HELL)
E BGBONS  A HOTSHOT SALESMAN (BIG BONUS)
E HXTBL*  BILL COSBY (HUXTABLE STAR)
E BILKASB A '60S TV SPY (BILL COSBY)
E VANHALN DAVID LEE ROTH (VAN HALEN)
E GRZLEBR FESS PARKER (GRISLY BEAR)
E SHEEAHE A TRANSEXUAL (SHE'S A HE)
E HUSKE   THE TOWN DRUNK (WHISKEY)
E FNSHSKL MR. T (FINISH SCHOOL)
E SAFSX   C. EVERETT KOOP (SAFE SEX)
E 1TMIMTV A TYPICAL AMERICAN TEENAGER (WANT MY MTV)
H JGLNWVZ A BIGAMIST (JUGGLING WIVES)
E PMPNIRN MR. AMERICA (PUMPING IRON)
E 1DLRBLS A COUNTERFEITER (ONE-DOLLAR BILLS)
E KARIBN  A PIRATE (CARIBBEAN)
E LAD4VP  GERALDINE FERRARO (LADY FOR V.P.; LADY FOR VICE PRESIDENT)
E KALMEMS GERALDINE FERRARO (CALL ME MS.)
E OWTSID  A NATURE LOVER (OUTSIDE)
E OWT2STA A PAROLEE (OUT TO STAY)
E 4RENKLZ A SHAR PEI OWNER (FOR WRINKLES)
E BRALSBB A WOMEN'S LIBBER (BRALESS BABE; BRALESS BABY)
E 3MNNABB TOM SELLECK (THREE MEN AND A BABY)
E HOST2DA JANE PAULEY (HOST TODAY)
H FLFIGRD ROSEANNE BARR (FULL-FIGURED)
E LTMIFIR JIM MORRISON OF THE DOORS (LIGHT MY FIRE)
H LMOONY1 A DESPERATE DIVORCEE (ALMOST ANYONE)
H HRSTLKR A MARINE DRILL INSTRUCTOR (HOARSE TALKER)
H 1STNKRT SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR (FIRST IN COURT; FIRST ON COURT)
E IHNGMHI A LAUNDRYWOMAN (I HANG 'EM HIGH)
E DAZVOLD AN HISTORIAN (DAYS OF OLD)
E SLIPUWA AN ELOPING COUPLE (SLIP AWAY)
H GITREFX JIMI HENDRIX (GUITAR EFFECTS)
E FGRO    ROSSINI (FIGARO)
E NKLDIMR A BEGGAR (NICKEL-DIMER)
E SANTNIK A TOY SHOP OWNER (SAINT NICK)
E EAX3    THE BEATLES (YA YA YA; YAH YAH YAH)
E NUKM    AN EXTREMIST (NUKE 'EM)
E MNTAGUZ ROMEO OR JULIET (MONTAGUES)
E FULARND A PLAYBOY (FOOL AROUND)
E 10 NARO A PRO BOWLER (TEN IN A ROW)
E PT2SHAM A HOLIER-THAN-THOU INDIVIDUAL (PUT TO SHAME)
E 2SHI2LK A PRUDE (TOO SHY TO LOOK)
E EZSTRET A JET-SETTER (EASY STREET)
E 10 SLBO A RETIRED TENNIS PRO (TENNIS ELBOW)
E 10PLAGS MOSES (TEN PLAGUES)
E MAKNOWT A TEENAGER'S VAN (MAKING OUT)
H MAKKOPZ A PROBATE ATTORNEY (MAKE COPIES)
H REMDLNW AN INTERIOR DECORATOR (REMODEL NOW)
H PPLZXBT A DISTRICT ATTORNEY (PEOPLE'S EXHIBIT)
H DVLNMII A NAUGHTY WOMAN (DEVIL IN MY EYE)
E DVISHN  A MATH TEACHER (DIVISION)
H HUWRWEN A REPORTER (WHO WHERE WHEN?)
H WATSDUS A PESSIMIST (WHAT'S THE USE?)
H JABRKRS A BOXING TEAM (JAWBREAKERS)
E SML FX  A TRIVIA BUFF (SMALL FACTS)
E AASHI   A PROFESSIONAL POKER PLAYER (ACES HIGH)
E JTSTRM  AN AIRLINE PILOT (JET STREAM)
E WYTSX   A CHICAGO SPORTS FAN (WHITE SOX)
E LIZZFAT A TALK SHOW COMEDIAN (LIZ IS FAT)
E RK4DFIL JAMES GARNER (ROCKFORD FILE)
E DDNC    A MORAL MAJORITY MEMBER (DECENCY)
E NONTRVU GRETA GARBO (NO INTERVIEW)
H TLK2CLB BARBARA WALTERS (TALK TO CELEB; TALK TO CELEBRITY)
E HLOEN   JAMIE LEE CURTIS (HALLOWEEN)
E BRNNUSA BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN (BORN IN U.S.A.)
E KLJFNDS A FUND RAISER (COLLEGE FUNDS)
E DILNAU  A TELETHON HOST (DIAL NOW)
E MOTAUN  DIANNA ROSS (MOTOWN)
H NDRDNIF A CORONARY PATIENT (UNDER THE KNIFE)
E HI 5    A GHETTO TEENAGER (HIGH FIVE)
E 4II     A NEAR-SIGHTED PERSON (FOUR EYES)
E UDNTh2  AN ALCOHOLISM COUNSELER (YOU DON'T HAVE TO)
H IBRK4DR AN ASPCA MEMBER (I BRAKE FOR DEER)
E BIABIBL A GIDEON (BUY A BIBLE)
E KLRBB   A FAMOUS WRESTLING TAG TEAM (KILLER BEES)
E NDWNRS  A GAME SHOW HOST (AND THE WINNER IS)
E NBRSKA  A CORNHUSKER FAN (NEBRASKA)
E S2DNT   A CAR WITH A BIG SIGN (STUDENT)
E JNR8HET A NUCLEAR ENERGY ADVOCATE (GENERATE HEAT)
E CHX4KEE AN ALZHEIMER'S PATIENT (CHECKS FOR KEYS)
E JPCHRKE AN OFF-ROAD ENTHUSIAST (JEEP CHEROKEE)
H DSSOC8D A LONER (DISASSOCIATED)
E BAB HUE A HELICOPTER PILOT (BABY HUEY)
H MTRSNLS A PACIFIST (EMPTY ARSENALS)
E cR STAG A HAM ACTOR (CENTER STAGE)
H MDRLUVR OEDIPUS (MOTHER LOVER)
E STR86   AN AUTO DESIGNER (STRAIGHT SIX)
E 2B NLUV A LONELY SPINSTER (TO BE IN LOVE)
E Nc      A HIPPIE (INCENSE)
E PRPLRAN ROCK STAR PRINCE (PURPLE RAIN)
E NTREcLY AN AA MEMBER (NOT RECENTLY)
E PcS     A PROUD BUT POOR FAMILY (PEASANTS)
H LJNRDZZ A CONVENTIONEER (LEGIONNAIRE DISEASE)
E TRTEAZ  A MEXICAN IMMIGRANT (TORTILLAS)
H SHKNPOR A PANCAKE COOK (SHAKE AND POUR)
E PHEc    A BIRD LOVER (PHEASANT)
E CHMPX2  AN ALLIGATOR WRESTLER (CHOMP CHOMP)
E GRATAST A CHEF AT MCDONALD'S RESTAURANTS (GREAT TASTE)
H LMLREVU A MALE STRIPPER (ALL-MALE REVUE)
E ROTDBUK A RECOGNIZED EXPERT (WROTE THE BOOK)
E I1TU    UNCLE SAM (I WANT YOU)
E I1T12   A SOCIAL CLIMBER (I WANT ONE TOO)
E FLOME   A SHEPHERD (FOLLOW ME)
E ADVII   A STOCK BROKER TRAINEE (ADVICE)
H ABEESIS ANN LANDERS (ABBY'S SIS; ABBY'S SISTER)
E MRMAD   ESTHER WILLIAMS (MERMAID)
E EZNSRR  A DEMAGOGUE (EASY ANSWERS)
H REDDALE A NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST (READ DAILY)
E NDPAPRR A LOCAL CELEBRITY (IN THE PAPERS)
E I1UO4   A LONELY SPINSTER (I WANT YOU OVER)
E HOGYLD  JIMMY DEAN (HOG WILD)
E PPKEPR  AN AMERICAN MISSILE COMMANDER (PEACEKEEPER)
H ALUCSME A WELL-ENDOWED WOMAN (ALL YOU SEE IS ME)
E XDO4EZ  AN EX-GERMAN BORDER GUARD (CROSSED OVER EASY)
E OWTFLUK A RECENTLY-MARRIED BEAUTY (OUT OF LUCK)
E TK HMLK SOCRATES (TOOK HEMLOCK)
E REPBLK  PLATO (REPUBLIC)
H 2GAPRTE NERO (TOGA PARTY)
E CTVUZ   A LANDSCAPER (CITY VIEWS)
H 4AGDTYM A CALL GIRL (FOR A GOOD TIME)
E RULUKE2 A RECENT SWEEPSTAKES WINNER (ARE YOU LUCKY TOO?)
E 1FINLXM A COLLEGE SENIOR (ONE FINAL EXAM)
E SHMPAN  A PARTY LOVER (CHAMPAGNE)
E A1NA2   LAWRENCE WELK (A ONE AND A TWO)
E MNAJRE  TENNESSEE WILLIAMS (MENAGERIE)
H L41N14L A MUSKETEER (ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL)
E SWET2TH A FAT LADY (SWEET TOOTH)
H IIN10D2 A CONVICTED TAX EVADER (I INTENDED TO)
H MADDGRD A MILITARY ACADEMY CADET (MADE THE GRADE)
E 4MULA 1 A GRAND PRIX DRIVER (FORMULA ONE)
E NOLII   A POLITICAL REFORMER (NO LIES)
E hMT     A PESSIMIST (HALF EMPTY)
E hNh     A DAIRY FARMER (HALF AND HALF)
H hSNhNTS A POLITICAL ECONOMIST (HAVES AND HAVE NOTS)
H EZ2APLI A CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOL DEAN (EASY TO APPLY)
E VEREPVT A RECLUSIVE STAR (VERY PRIVATE)
E MUVTUFE CLINT EASTWOOD (MOVIE TOUGHIE)
H NHICERA HUMPHREY BOGART (IN HIGH SIERRA)
E FRKNQEN BOGART AND HEPBURN (AFRICAN QUEEN)
E LORNBKL HUMPHREY BOGART (LAUREN BACALL)
E ILUVBOG LAUREN BACALL (I LOVE BOGIE; I LOVE BOGEY)
E BBKTKAS AN AMPUTEE (BASKET CASE)
E BTSNBTS A COMPUTER HACKER (BITS AND BYTES)
E IMAMIM  MARCEL MARCEAU (I'M A MIME)
E FUTLIT  A DOOMSDAY PROPHET (FUTILITY)
E 4RAGN   GEORGE BUSH (FOR REAGAN)
H WNTBDND A PUSHY PERSON (WON'T BE DENIED)
H DITXRSZ JANE FONDA (DIET EXERCISE)
H ASPNNE1 VANNA WHITE (A SPIN ANYONE?)
E ILRESQU A PARAMEDIC (I'LL RESCUE YOU)
H RNN4FSS COMEDIAN PATRICK PAULSEN (RUNNING FOR OFFICES)
H WKPRFSR COMEDIAN IRWIN COREY (WACKY PROFESSOR)
H DRELJRK STEVE MARTIN (THE REAL JERK)
H 30SUMDN A BMW (THIRTYSOMETHING)
E PASXXX  A MIDDLE-AGED SINGLE (PAST THIRTY)
H URUPENZ A TOUR BUS FROM THE CONTINENT (EUROPEANS)
H IHVIIIU AN ANGRY MAN (I HATE YOU)
E IX2V    DOLLY PARTON (NINE TO FIVE)
E 5NDIM   F.W. WOOLWORTH (FIVE AND DIME)
E NOO4NUZ LOIS LANE (NOSE FOR NEWS)
E 8ENWHLZ A SEMI-TRUCK DRIVER (EIGHTEEN WHEELS)
E 4STRUMN A BALLAD SINGER (FOR STRUMMING)
E JOE STK A VIDEO GAME FREAK (JOYSTICK)
E NIN10DO A VIDEO GAME FREAK (NINTENDO)
H MRDCBLS A HEAVY METAL GUITARIST (MORE DECIBELS)
E SHINURZ A CAR WASH ATTENDANT (SHINE YOURS?)
E WEcURML A POSTAL CLERK (WE SENT YOUR MAIL)
E VNcPRII A FAMOUS ACTOR/ART CRITIC (VINCENT PRICE)
E AcVWRTH AN SELF-HELP SPEAKER (A SENSE OF WORTH)
E RUDc    A PURITANICAL MINISTER (ARE YOU DECENT?)
E O4N O4  A REPEAT OFFENDER (OVER AND OVER)
E UU2BHUJ AN OLD WRESTLER (USE TO BE HUGE; USED TO BE HUGE)
H MNEFSTS A JEWELER (MANY FACETS)
E *FDAVID A RABBI (STAR OF DAVID)
E THRUPT  A COMPUTER DESIGNER (THROUGHPUT)
H HRMERNG A SALVATION ARMY WORKER (HEAR ME RING)
E SHOKLAT A CONFECTIONER (CHOCOLATE)
E LTLLEG  A WEEKEND UMPIRE (LITTLE LEAGUE)
E 33KMPNE JOHN RITTER (THREE'S COMPANY)
E LTL2SKP JAN AND DEAN (LITTLE DEUCE COUPE)
E KP2YRDT A FAT FARM COUNSELER (KEEP TO YOUR DIET)
H LVNBLDR MORK AND MINDY (LIVE IN BOULDER)
H KAFN2GO HERMAN MUNSTER (COFFIN TO GO)
H NKLFSTR GOMEZ ADDAMS (UNCLE FESTER)
E RENGSID HOWARD COSELL (RINGSIDE)
E LBOSMSH BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN (ELBOW SMASH)
E ASPNLEF A COLORADO BOTANIST (ASPEN LEAF)
E ETMIDST AN INVETERATE SPEEDER (EAT MY DUST)
E HATCLIF J.R. EWING (HATE CLIFF)
E BARNSID A STREAKER (BARE INSIDE)
E PRESHUS A JEWELER (PRECIOUS)
E LDGLRE  AN AMERICAN PATRIOT (OLD GLORY)
E BFR DON A DEATH ROW PRIEST (BEFORE DAWN)
E 2PUTRNT A BORED GOLFER (TO PUTT OR NOT)
E BVRZKAR JERRY MATHERS (BEAVER'S CAR)
E 3SPRBLZ JOE MONTANA (THREE SUPER BOWLS)
E CLVWILD WRITER JACK LONDON (CALL OF WILD)
H PRFRAHG A HARLEY-DAVIDSON ENTHUSIAST (PREFER A HOG)
E HILTTUD A SHIRPA GUIDE (HIGH ALTITUDE)
E CNNTSPK A TRAPPIST MONK (CANNOT SPEAK)
E HLDKCHP A HAMBURGER CHEF (HOLD THE KETCHUP)
H WRDSINS KELLY LE BROCK (WEIRD SCIENCE)
E TITRAKT IVAN LENDL (TIGHT RACKET)
H AGNSTWL A WEST GERMAN IMMIGRANT (AGAINST WALL)
E POLVLTN OLYMPIC ATHLETE BOB SEAGREN (POLE VAULTING)
E ICSKATS SCOTT HAMILTON (ICE SKATES)
E HRNETOD A SINGLE ZOOLOGIST (HORNY TOAD)
E GAMV9BL A POOL HUSTLER (GAME OF NINE BALL)
E RKMP    A POOL HUSTLER (RACK 'EM UP)
E DKNEDEE A '60S-STYLE LIBERAL (THE KENNEDYS)
E BODDBL  A HOLLYWOOD EXTRA (BODY DOUBLE)
E IMHNRE8 HERMAN'S HERMITS (I AM HENRY THE EIGHTH)
H FLBK4HR A FREE AGENT FOOTBALL PLAYER (FULLBACK FOR HIRE)
H QRYRRSH A DERMATOLOGIST (CURE YOUR RASH)
E 14 DRD  AN UNREPENTANT DRUNK DRIVER (ONE FOR THE ROAD)
E GRNDSLM A BRIDGE PLAYER (GRAND SLAM)
E NTEP    A POKER PLAYER (ANTE UP)
H MSLZRKL ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (MUSCLES ARE COOL)
E UEREHED AN AGED WOMAN (WEARY HEAD)
H FRCNXTN GENE HACKMAN (FRENCH CONNECTION)
H DCTNDHT DR. SEUSS (CAT IN HAT)
E DSKOZ   THE BEE GEES (DISCOS)
E RDFRD   A GUY WHO SLEEPS AROUND (READY FREDDY)
H MSSCRLT BUTTERFLY MCQUEEN (MISS SCARLET)
E NSLTS4L DON RICKLES (INSULTS FOR ALL)
H IPASLNG JOHN ELWAY (I PASS LONG)
E ILUVNY  MAYOR KOCH (I LOVE NEW YORK)
H IMFNEMN ROBIN WILLIAMS (I AM FUNNY MAN)
E SAGUDBI A SUICIDAL PERSON (SAY GOODBYE)
E EK2PLZM A SPIRITUAL MEDIUM (ECTOPLASM)
H FRITZNC BORIS KARLOFF (FRIGHT'S NICE; FRIGHT IS NICE)
H LNDNFET AN ACROBAT (LAND ON FEET)
E MCH2SUN A PROCRASTINATOR (MUCH TOO SOON)
E UPNATM  AN EAGER BEAVER (UP AND AT 'EM; UP'N AT 'EM)
E EGRBVR  A WORKAHOLIC (EAGER BEAVER)
E 1QTLO   AN ALCOHOLIC (ONE QUART LOW)
E UPATNUN A LATE SLEEPER (UP AT NOON)
H ELKTMIN A POLITICAL PARTY BOSS (ELECT MINE)
H DBGCHEE A COMPANY PRESIDENT (THE BIG CHEESE)
E UNDRGRD A RICH HEIR (UNDER GUARD)
H HVNOVII A SAINT (HAVE NO VICE)
H MDEPCGI LLOYD BRIDGES (AM DEEP SEA GUY; I'M DEEP SEA GUY)
E MIMEVII DON JOHNSON (MIAMI VICE)
E L1WLF   A SOLITARY GUY (LONE WOLF)
E BABNRMS A NEW MOTHER (BABE IN ARMS)
E 10LIN   A SUNBATHER (TAN LINE)
E PIKASQR JOHN DAVIDSON (PICK A SQUARE)
E TRIK?   JOHN DAVIDSON (TRICK QUESTION)
H LWAAYNG DICK CLARK (ALWAYS YOUNG)
H RWNKORE A FAMOUS PROFESSOR (IRWIN COREY)
E HRKMDJJ A COURT CLERK (HERE COME THE JUDGE; HERE COME DE JUDGE)
H MDGR8ST MUHAMMAD ALI (AM THE GREATEST; I'M THE GREATEST)
E SACHEE  PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER (SAY CHEESE)
E WRWF    BELA LUGOSI (WEREWOLF)
E EETWCK  JACK NICHOLSON (EASTWICK)
E LRCNE   A THIEF (LARCENY)
E NFRNO   STEVE MCQUEEN (INFERNO)
E IMADX   DUDLEY MOORE (I MADE TEN)
E STRKRAZ RICHARD PRYOR (STIR CRAZY)
H ILUVRKE TALIA SHIRE (I LOVE ROCKY)
H HUDKNEE A MAGICIAN (HOUDINI)
E GIJT    SALLY FIELD (GIDGET)
E GREE    JOHN TRAVOLTA (GREASE)
E BOMSHL  JEAN HARLOW (BOMBSHELL)
E KRLETOP SHIRLEY TEMPLE (CURLY TOP)
E GOZ2KMP ERNEST (GOES TO CAMP)
E RSNK    CARY GRANT (ARSENIC)
E GR8SKAP STEVE MCQUEEN (GREAT ESCAPE)
E NMELINZ AN ARMY COLONEL (ENEMY LINES)
H JOCWALZ CLINT EASTWOOD (JOSEY WALES)
E PLTRGIS JOBETH WILLIAMS (POLTERGEIST)
H KLKULS  JAIME ESCALANTE (CALCULUS)
E GVADMN  RHETT BUTLER (GIVE A DAMN)
E 4TDAZ   NOAH (FORTY DAYS)
E KOD     BUFFALO BILL (CODY)
E 1DRR    DION (WANDERER)
E VBLT    HENRY FORD (V BELT)
E C GRZ   FIDEL CASTRO (CIGARS)
E KEPSGON A MARATHON RUNNER (KEEPS GOING)
E LKTRAZ  THE BIRD MAN (ALCATRAZ)
H WIPBHIN A NURSERY OWNER (WIPE BEHIND)
E MCHUITZ A GAME PLAYER (MATCH WITS)
E TANJRN  DR. DOOLITTLE (TANGERINE)
E 3HO     SANTA (HO HO HO)
E SKRUJD  BILL MURRAY (SCROOGED)
E DXATRM  AN AMERICAN DIETER (DEXATRIM)
E SLPAPRZ WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST (SELL PAPERS)
E REDIQLS A SKEPTIC (RIDICULOUS)
E TRBNZ   A SIKH (TURBANS)
E PUDLKUT A DOG GROOMER (POODLE CUT)
H CKNTKRT A HUNGRY ENGLISHMAN (SEEKING TEA CART)
E KDNEPI  A HUNGRY ENGLISHMAN (KIDNEY PIE)
E HLKMNIA A PRO WRESTLER (HULKAMANIA)
H PUCGLOR IAN FLEMING (PUSSY GALORE)
E OTO2NUP A MECHANIC (AUTO TUNEUP)
E YTLFNT  AN EDSEL OWNER (WHITE ELEPHANT)
H 10ECRNE A FAMOUS FORD (TENNESSEE ERNIE)
E 10 SR   A PHYSICIST (TENSOR)
E TURGID  A UNIVERSAL STUDIOS EMPLOYEE (TOUR GUIDE)
E 4SD2SL  A MOVING G.I. (FORCED TO SELL)
E SITLND  CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS (SIGHT LAND)
E cNN2LIF A TRAITOR (SENTENCED TO LIFE)
E XEQT4ME A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER (EXECUTE FOR ME)
H ICZBOOZ A TREASURY AGENT (I SEIZE BOOZE)
E XR8DPCS LARRY FLINT (X-RATED PICS)
E 8RNE    PERRY MASON (ATTORNEY)
E FRNCHCK JULIA CHILD (FRENCH COOK)
E ISLASHN A HERMIT (ISOLATION)
E JDFLCHR ANGELA LANDSBURY (J.D. FLETCHER)
E JAKSPNR ROBERT MITCHUM (JAKE SPANNER)
E WXDBRDS A SKIER (WAXED BOARDS)
E OPNSSME ALADDIN (OPEN SESAME)
H CNULTLE A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN (SEEN YOU LATELY)
H NTRVUME AN UNEMPLOYED SECRETARY (INTERVIEW ME)
E ANULEF  A REFORMED ADDICT (A NEW LEAF)
E OPNDORZ A LOCKSMITH (OPEN DOORS)
H DSIR2DI A SUICIDAL WOMAN (DESIRE TO DIE)
E DOMNOZ  A GAME LOVER (DOMINOES)
E KLAMODL THE DOMINO'S PIZZA NOID (CLAY MODEL)
E B8SMTL  ANTHONY PERKINS (BATES MOTEL)
E MOVS    AN USHER (MOVIES)
E NOSHOUR JANET LEIGH (NO SHOWER)
E SICOO   ALFRED HITCHCOCK (PSYCHOS)
E BRIRPIP A SMOKER (BRIAR PIPE)
E SPRMBNK A CLONE (SPERM BANK)
E ABUZMAL A SADIST (ABUSE 'EM ALL)
E MEIR8   AN ANGRY GUY (ME IRATE)
E RUBRUM  A PSYCHIATRIST (RUBBER ROOM)
E PRA4AN  A FARMER (PRAY FOR RAIN)
E EETWUD  A FAMOUS JAZZ LOVER (EASTWOOD)
E 2BA2NZ  JOHN PHILIP SOUSA (TUBA TUNES)
H IMNU4EA A LOTTERY WINNER (I'M IN EUPHORIA)
E SHURQR  A QUACK HEALER (SURE CURE)
H CCHA2RE AN ITALIAN CHEF (CACCIATORE)
E DRJKL   A MADMAN (DR. JEKYLL)
E NJNOYL  A MECHANIC (ENGINE OIL)
E DJNR8   A PERVERT (DEGENERATE)
H DZIR2RN AN INDUSTRIOUS PERSON (DESIRE TO EARN)
E KPUR    A CRIMINAL (CAPER)
E O4POWRD A RACE CAR DRIVER (OVERPOWERED)
E PR4MNS  A SPORTS CAR OWNER (PERFORMANCE)
E NEELUUR A ROMANTIC PAINTER (AN EASEL USER)
E HOWDDUD A VENTRILOQUIST (HOWDY DOODY)
E QREUS   A DETECTIVE (CURIOUS)
H PLAN2NZ A DISC JOCKEY (PLAYING TUNES)
E 4SDOUT  AN EX-TENANT (FORCED OUT)
E H8SS8N  AN EVANGELIST (HATES SATAN)
E FRUME2U A PHILANTHROPIST (FROM ME TO YOU)
H IFXLOX  A HAIRDRESSER (I FIX LOCKS)
E IMGUD4U A DAIRYMAN (I AM GOOD FOR YOU)
E GRUSOM  FREDDY KRUGER (GRUESOME)
E 10GO    GLORIA ESTEFAN (TANGO)
E 4TWNKS  RIP VAN WINKLE (FORTY WINKS)
E DOUC14U A PET SHOP OWNER (DO YOU SEE ONE FOR YOU)
E VLKNOO  LEONARD NIMOY (VULCAN KNOWS)
E NIISRFN A HAWAIIAN MOTEL OWNER (NICE SURFING)
E G WALE  JERRY MATHERS (GEE WALLY)
H 2RCHSTR JACK BENNY (TO ROCHESTER)
E GIMERCH LIZ TAYLOR (GIMME RICH)
E B10NLUV A BROKENHEARTED GENT (BEATEN IN LOVE)
H RODUARZ MEL GIBSON (ROAD WARS)
E EPDMIKS DR. JONAS SALK (EPIDEMICS)
E H2OBLUN A PARTY GOER (WATER BALLOON)
E FEDDRME A MESS HALL COOK (FEED THE ARMY)
E CHEPCTS A SCALPER (CHEAP SEATS)
E YBNAHRE A PROCRASTINATOR (WHY BE IN A HURRY?)
E NKSD    A MUMMY (ENCASED)
E ETHRT   A COOK (EAT HEARTY)
E HESUUU  THE WIFE OF A LAWYER (HE SUES YOU)
E PLEEME  A DEMANDING PERSON (PLEASE ME)
H GTUU2ME A PAROLE OFFICER (GET USED TO ME)
E I4CF8   A PSYCHIC (I FORSEE FATE)
E HITNSHN A LINEMAN (HIGH TENSION)
E SLARID  SANTA (SLEIGH RIDE)
E HOLHWET AN ORGANIC FARMER (WHOLE WHEAT)
E CU2ZDA  AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR (SEE YOU TUESDAY)
E SPUKKU  A GHOULISH PERSON (SPOOKS YOU)
H MIYFZAN MEL BROOKS (MY WIFE'S ANNE)
H NTWUNET A CAKE LOVER (ANTOINETTE)
E GUGNHIM A MUSEUM GOER (GUGGENHEIM)
E IMKNDNZ A SQUAW (I MAKE INDIANS)
E PLI4RME A RECRUITER (APPLY FOR ARMY)
E NDNTP   A SQUAW (INDIAN TEPEE)
H MITMAWS A CARTOONIST (MIGHTY MOUSE)
E DVS 1   A CON ARTIST (DEVIOUS ONE)
E OWTFOFS AN EX-POLITICIAN (OUT OF OFFICE)
E PCH PIT A FRUIT FARMER (PEACH PIT)
E 1DA 2GO A PAROLEE (ONE DAY TO GO)
E NRVS2CU A NEUROTIC (NERVOUS TO SEE YOU)
E BLEVUME A HONEST PERSON (BELIEVE YOU ME)
E HAVABAB A MIDWIFE (HAVE A BABY)
E VUMYBLE A BELLY DANCER (VIEW MY BELLY)
H ISOSEMZ A DRESSMAKER (I SEW SEAMS)
E HAPHAKR A PROGRAMMER (HAPPY HACKER)
E KOPRITS A PUBLISHER (COPYRIGHTS)
H ALUVSGI A POPEYE (OLIVE'S GUY)
H 4KTALO4 A TAX COLLECTOR (FORK IT ALL OVER)
H 4YRPIPS A PLUMBER (FOR YOUR PIPES)
E FEETNOT A FASTER (FEAST NOT)
H 2WII2PA A TAX EVADER (TOO WISE TO PAY)
H GOCCDDA THE DEAD POETS SOCIETY (SEIZE THE DAY)
H LEET12U AN AUTO DEALER (LEASED ONE TO YOU)
E KILRUTZ A SEWER CLEANER (KILL ROOTS)
E CPRSMTH PAUL REVERE (COPPERSMITH)
E DBLDIPZ A SODA FOUNTAIN JERK (DOUBLE DIPS)
H NTMPRST A VAIN SOCIALITE (AIN'T IMPRESSED)
H PRTEGOR A GATE CRASHER (PARTY GOER)
E ICRSHML A FREQUENT PARTY GOER (I CRASH 'EM ALL)
H CUKSNWK AN ORIENTAL CHEF (COOKS IN WOK)
H MTRELGI MADONNA'S BEAU (MATERIAL GUY)
E IKLDABL CAIN (I KILLED ABEL)
H MRSHLLA A CHINESE GENERAL (MARTIAL LAW)
H BVFBUTS A MISS AMERICA JUDGE (BEVY OF BEAUTIES)
E CHKBGZ  AN AIRPORT SECURITY CHIEF (CHECK BAGS)
E BUSMALL A FEDERAL JUDGE (BUS 'EM ALL)
E GREEEFD A SHORT ORDER COOK (GREASY FOOD)
H 12BLUS  AN UNHAPPILY MARRIED MAN (WANT TO BE LOOSE)
E BLAANG  A BBQ CHEF (BLAZING)
E LEGLEGL AN ATTORNEY (LEGAL EAGLE)
E FINLDAZ A RETIREMENT COUNSELER (FINAL DAYS)
E KBLRED  A TV REPAIRMAN (CABLE READY)
H MMFSKNG ELVIS (MEMPHIS KING)
E HOM4GUD A RETIRED WANDERER (HOME FOR GOOD)
E ILUVLVS A FLASHY LINCOLN (I LOVE ELVIS)
E PAPRVU  A PEEP SHOW OWNER (PAY PER VIEW)
E PPSHO   A TOPLESS DANCER (PEEP SHOW)
E NMYXXS  AN UPWARDLY-MOBILE PROFESSIONAL (IN MY TWENTIES; IN MY 20S)
E UP2DMNT A NEWSCASTER (UP TO THE MINUTE)
E OFSMNJR AN AT&T EMPLOYEE (OFFICE MANAGER)
E LITNUP  A DIET COUNSELER (LIGHTEN UP)
H WARSBUT PRINCE CHARMING (WHERE'S BEAUTY)
H UUNO2LS NORMAN BATES (USE NO TOWELS)
H TEEDGII LAVERNE & SHIRLEY (TEASE THE GUYS)
E APAKJ4U A FEDERAL EXPRESS DRIVER (A PACKAGE FOR YOU)
E MLNNTRZ A LOTTERY DIRECTOR (MAIL-IN ENTRIES)
H IDRSAMN A VALET (I DRESS A MAN)
E BBLE    GUY LOMBARDO (BUBBLY)
E LUVDHAM NOAH (LOVED HAM)
H HRDDWRD A CONVERT (HEARD THE WORD)
H 2ING4UL A RESCUE SERVICE (TOWING FOR YOU ALL)
H IVRYEEE A LOOSE GIRL (I VERY EASY)
H RIIPADD UNCLE BEN (RICE PADDY)
H MAANG** A CIRCUS PROMOTER (AMAZING STARS)
E PUU4PPL A CHURCH BUILDER (PEWS FOR PEOPLE)
E DNEFBRK A SOAP SALESMAN (DOWNY FABRIC)
E SPRSVR  A PENNY PINCHER (SUPER SAVER)
E FTRHRS  A LATE RISER (AFTER HOURS)
E NUJUU   A FAMILY OF RECENT ORTHODOX CONVERTS (NEW JEWS)
H FLINGAA BARON VON RICHTHOFEN (FLYING ACE)
H ICNCLAC TIMMY (I CAN SEE LASSIE)
E LKMEOVR A STRIPPER (LOOK ME OVER)
H DDTRIPR A CAR THIEF (THE STRIPPER)
H DWAWEWR BARBRA STREISAND (THE WAY WE WERE)
E CNTRCHR A WEALTHY RETIREE (CONTOUR CHAIR)
E LOBKPAN A COTTON PICKER (LOW BACK PAIN)
H FXRTREE A CORONARY SURGEON (FIX ARTERIES)
E MT RMZ  A SCORNED LOVER (EMPTY ARMS)
E LUZXSWT JACK LALANNE (LOSE EXCESS WEIGHT)
E GOHLEWD AN ASPIRING ACTRESS (GO HOLLYWOOD)
E FLPIDSK A COMPUTER HACKER (FLOPPY DISK)
E MNEZEVL AN ASCETIC MONK (MONEY IS EVIL)
E BAAL    AN ITALIAN CHEF (BASIL)
H NKURAGM A CHEERLEADER (ENCOURAGE 'EM)
E HEDZUP  A GOLFER (HEADS UP)
E HEVW8Z  A STRONG MAN (HEAVY WEIGHTS)
H LFNTNOO A PEANUT FARMER (ELEPHANT KNOWS)
H FR EET  A KOREAN IMPORTER (FAR EAST)
E GRNEAPL A FRUIT PEDDLER (GRANNY APPLE)
E 5THAVNU MR. SACHS (FIFTH AVENUE)
H XDR 2U  A MASSEUSE (TENDER TO YOU)
E XPINS   A BOWLER (TENPINS)
H VITHSNN A PSYCHIC (SIXTH SENSE)
E REVIZIT AN EDITOR (REVISE IT)
E EETREG  A CANDY MAKER (EASTER EGG)
H NTCP8N  AN HEIR TO FORTUNE (ANTICIPATING)
H CCYRBAG A MUGGER (SEIZE YOUR BAG)
E A JINT  GOLIATH (A GIANT)
E DUBLHDR A BASEBALL FAN (DOUBLE HEADER)
H DUSSYLD A CARD SHARK (DEUCES WILD)
H LEGNTIZ A COVER GIRL (ELEGANT EYES)
E O4DHIL  A HAS-BEEN (OVER THE HILL)
E PKLDPPR PETER PIPER (PICKLED PEPPER)
E IZ CREM MR. BASKIN (ICE CREAM)
E DIKKABT A TALK SHOW HOST (DICK CABOT)
E MLTNBRL A FAMOUS COMEDIAN (MILTON BERLE)
H ILCHRJ  THE WIFE OF AN OILMAN (I'LL CHARGE)
E MA NAZ  A SUBWAY SANDWICH MAKER (MAYONNAISE)
E CHEEKAK A NAUGHTY MODEL (CHEESECAKE)
E SLABLZ  SANTA (SLEIGH BELLS)
H JLELVR  SANTA'S WIFE (JELLY LOVER)
H JAL BAT AN UNDERAGE DRIVER (JAIL BAIT)
E NFRMTEE A REST HOME DIRECTOR (INFIRMITIES)
H MBISHNZ AN UTIVE (AMBITIONS)
E KRTWHLZ A GYMNAST (CARTWHEELS)
H PIINIIZ A CLOWN (PIES IN EYES)
E HLZANJL A BIKER (HELL'S ANGEL)
E PYZRUS  A BAKER (PIES ARE US)
E NDDIMNZ A JEWEL THIEF (NEED DIAMONDS)
H EZNDORZ A LOCKSMITH (EASY INDOORS)
E 2BAKOLF A SMOKE SHOP OWNER (TOBACCO LEAF)
E NAPLADA AN M.D. (AN APPLE A DAY)
E FACDWND A HANG GLIDER PILOT (FACE THE WIND)
E PUPLUV  A PET SHOP OWNER (PUPPY LOVE)
H SLIIDII A JAPANESE CHEF (SLICE DICE; SLICE AND DICE)
E EVNKEL  A SAILING ENTHUSIAST (EVEN KEEL)
H PAATMKR AN ITALIAN CHEF (PASTA MAKER)
H KSMEK8T HOWARD KEEL (KISS ME KATE)
E BLODRIR A HAIRDRESSER (BLOW DRIER; BLOW DRYER)
E CCNO1   A RICH RECLUSE (SEES NO ONE)
E WAKARND CROCODILE DUNDEE (WALK AROUND)
E DNTLFLS AN ORAL HYGIENIST (DENTAL FLOSS)
E 1BGNIF  CROCODILE DUNDEE (ONE BIG KNIFE)
H KARVM4U A PUMPKIN FARMER (CARVE 'EM FOR YOU)
E HVEGAJ  A BEAR HUNTER (HEAVY GAUGE)
E GENES   A CHILD PRODIGY (GENIUS)
E CHRNAWA A DAIRY FARMER (CHURN AWAY)
H CHAAMTS A DOG CATCHER (CHASE MUTTS)
E FABLFLO AESOP (FABLE FELLOW)
E ISHADOU A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR (I SHADOW YOU)
E HEJZ    A LAWNKEEPER (HEDGES)
E ILPOPU1 A BULLY (I'LL POP YOU ONE)
E NATVLVT LIZ TAYLOR (NATIONAL VELVET)
E SHUGRE  A PERSON WITH SWEET TOOTH (SUGARY)
E SONSEDZ A FARMER (SOWING SEEDS)
E LAWZCOM A NON-NEUROTIC PERSON (ALWAYS CALM)
H PRMSDLN A ZIONIST (PROMISED LAND)
E PASDDBR A LAWYER (PASSED THE BAR)
H GOOBSTR DR. EGON SPENGLER (GHOSTBUSTER)
E FLDDNAV AN AWOL SAILOR (FLED THE NAVY)
H SMBUBZ  MARILYN MONROE (SOME BOOBS)
E BRID2B  AN ENGAGED WOMAN (BRIDE TO BE)
E BIISKLZ A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR (BICYCLES)
H APSVKAK MARIE ANTOINETTE (A PIECE OF CAKE)
E BMMEUP  WALTER DOOHAN (BEAM ME UP)
H IhNONOO AN ALIEN CLONE (HAVE NO NOSE)
E IMA10R  LUCIANO PAVAROTTI (I'M A TENOR)
H MRSRBST CARL SAGAN (MARS OR BUST)
E BLO PR  LEE TREVINO (BELOW PAR)
E LANGHAR A HIPPIE (LONG HAIR)
E 4UNME   A PROFIT SHARING EMPLOYEE (FOR YOU AND ME)
E RFRE    A TRAFFIC COURT ARBITRATOR (REFEREE)
H ZBRASUT A FOOTBALL REFEREE (ZEBRA SUIT)
E NTRPRII WILLIAM SHATNER (ENTERPRISE)
E TIMTRVL DR. WHO (TIME TRAVEL)
H THRONME A JUDO CHAMP (THROW ENEMY)
E ATMCPIL A PHYSICIST (ATOMIC PILE)
E LVNDED  A ZOMBIE (LIVING DEAD)
H IMNCCBB A CAR WITH MANY ANTENNAE (I'M INTO CBS)
E NSPXMET A USDA EMPLOYEE (INSPECTS MEAT)
H LVNLVRS AN UNMARRIED COUPLE (LIVE-IN LOVERS)
E SOSRPWR A UFO FREAK (SAUCER POWER)
E IFLTWR  A PARISIAN (EIFFEL TOWER)
E PTBRNM  A CIRCUS PROMOTER (P.T. BARNUM)
E INOSINS AN ASTROLOGER (I KNOW SIGNS)
E AQRAT   A COURT STENOGRAPHER (ACCURATE)
H KEPMECO A LONELY GUY (KEEP ME COMPANY)
H IACO4BX A PROFESSIONAL ESCORT (I ACCOMPANY FOR BUCKS)
E ALUUUU  AN ALTRUIST (ALL FOR YOU)
E SPESHLE A GIFT SHOP OWNER (ESPECIALLY)
E CAL2RDR A COMPANY CHAIRMAN (CALL TO ORDER)
E MTBEDD  A MOTEL OWNER (EMPTY BEDS)
E 4CD OUT AN EX-COMPANY CHAIRMAN (FORCED OUT)
H NDLSSMR A SURFER (ENDLESS SUMMER)
E EZASABC MICHAEL JACKSON (EASY AS ABC)
E CALMI#  A PLAYBOY (CALL MY NUMBER)
E 2HEVN   A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN (TO HEAVEN)
E KNRE KJ A BIRD LOVER (CANARY CAGE)
E URXLNC  A ROYAL BUTLER (YOUR EXCELLENCY)
E CSLS    A PERSISTENT FLIRT (CEASELESS)
H WHODNCR SANTA (WHOA DANCER)
H 1MNEMEE A TV ACTING LEGEND (WON MANY EMMYS)
E MSNLENK AN INTELLIGENT APE (MISSIN' LINK; MISSING LINK)
E BBMAKT  A HONEY DISTRIBUTOR (BEES MAKE IT)
E RULET   A GAMBLER (ROULETTE)
E PRVNLSR A BROKEN-DOWN JALOPY (PROVEN LOSER)
H KUMNGTM A REPO MAN (COME AND GET 'EM)
E PJNTRE  MISS WORLD (PAGEANTRY)
E FELNGZ  A PIANO PLAYER (FEELINGS)
H FATNMUP HANSEL AND GRETEL'S WITCH (FATTEN 'EM UP; FATTEN'M UP)
E 2LIPBLB A DUTCHMAN (TULIP BULB)
E DR XNG  A RURAL MAIL DELIVERY TRUCK (DEER CROSSING)
E BRBNKEN A DOLL COLLECTOR (BARBIE 'N' KEN)
E VUDNUU  A TV ANCHORMAN (VIEW THE NEWS)
E RANNKNG A MONARCH IN EXILE (REIGNING KING)
E BREMENT A CREMATION SOC. MEMBER (BURY ME NOT)
H KNCLCHX A BANK WORKER (CANCEL CHECKS)
E FRM NML A BIG STRONG GUY (FARM ANIMAL)
E KBLKAR  A SAN FRANCISCAN (CABLE CAR)
H NAMDTTN TV EMCEE JIM LANG (NAME THAT TUNE)
E TCHRSPT DORIS DAY (TEACHER'S PET)
E XKV8R   A HEAVY EQUIPMENT OPERATOR (EXCAVATOR)
H LIXFLAX AN ALL-AMERICAN SPORTS STAR (LIKES FLAKES)
E SNDKLNZ BARNUM OR BAILEY (SEND CLOWNS)
E 6VSPADS A CARD SHARK (SIX OF SPADES)
E ALVME   BILLIE HOLIDAY (ALL OF ME)
E HOM BRU A MOONSHINER (HOME BREW)
E NXQQABL A GOVERNMENT REGULATOR (INEXCUSEABLE)
E MTRHOMS A CROSS-COUNTRY WANDERER (MOTORHOMES)
E CHNRXN  AN ATOMIC SCIENTIST (CHAIN REACTION)
E MPRSNAT COMEDIAN RICH LITTLE (IMPERSONATE)
E MPECHD  RICHARD NIXON (IMPEACHED)
E FAABRE  A HIGH JUMPER (FOSBURY)
H H2OBOEE A COAST GUARD PATROLMAN (WATER BUOYS)
H MRMNTEE A LUXURY HOTEL OWNER (MORE AMENITIES)
E C HAKS  A SEATTLE FOOTBALL FAN (SEAHAWKS)
E SLTKS   A BOSTON BASKETBALL FAN (CELTICS)
H UJ2M8OZ A PRIZE-WINNING GARDENER (HUGE TOMATOES)
E LNCHMET FREDDY KRUEGER (LUNCHMEAT)
E LTLPPL  A MIDGET (LITTLE PEOPLE)
E EVR GRN AN OLD LUMBERJACK (EVERGREEN)
E GTSMRT  DON ADAMS (GET SMART)
E RFATHR  A PRIEST (OUR FATHER)
E EDUK8D  A COLLEGE PROFESSOR (EDUCATED)
E 8DAAWK  A WORKAHOLIC (EIGHT DAYS A WEEK)
H ESTSEST RUDYARD KIPLING (EAST IS EAST)
E LEVT2ME JERRY MATHERS (LEAVE IT TO ME)
E FOMEH2O A DISHWASHER (FOAMY WATER)
E STKTRX2 A RAW MEAT EATER (STEAK TARTAR)
E IETKISH A REAL MAN (I EAT QUICHE)
H NDLKOWT A TREASURE HUNTER (ON THE LOOKOUT)
E XCDDLMT AN UNREPENTANT SPEEDER (EXCEED THE LIMIT)
E LKTRIK  A HEAVY METAL BAND MEMBER (ELECTRIC)
E S2RDSS  SOME PRETTY WOMEN (STEWARDESSES)
E JSTSANO NANCY REAGAN (JUST SAY NO)
E WR1GLUV MICHAEL JACKSON (WEAR ONE GLOVE)
H CMPLIKT RUBE GOLDBERG (COMPLICATE)
E BOBENME VICTORIA PRINCIPAL (BOBBY 'N' ME)
E IhASPAR A GOOD SAMARITAN (I HAVE A SPARE)
E DYNST   LINDA EVANS (DYNASTY)
E DRISAK  A WINE TASTER (DRY SACK)
E NDCREC  A FISHING ENTHUSIAST (IN THE CREEK)
E BARRITL A STRIPPER (BARES IT ALL)
H BHMAMMA A BEACH BUNNY (BAHAMA MAMA)
E MRELDSL OLD KING COLE (MERRY OLD SOUL)
E EDMEE   A REAGAN ADMIN. OFFICIAL (ED MEESE)
E GLIGN   BOB DENVER (GILLIGAN)
E NDRRST  A BOUNTY HUNTER (UNDER ARREST)
H HDVDKLS A STRAIGHT A STUDENT (HEAD OF THE CLASS)
H CDPLKNS A MARINE BIOLOGIST (SEE THE PELICANS)
E UNKLTOM HARRIET BEECHER STOWE (UNCLE TOM)
H ILVSMOA MARGARET MEAD (I LOVE SAMOA)
H T12TGRA YUL BRYNNER (IT DOESN'T GRAY)
E IPASOFX A SPEEDER (I PASS OFTEN)
E UUYR4K  MISS MANNERS (USE YOUR FORK)
H A10D2ME A RICH LADY (ATTEND TO ME)
E ITISHUZ A PRESCHOOL WORKER (I TIE SHOES)
E RGUUALT A MOTHER-IN-LAW (ARGUES A LOT)
E BRETA   A ROMAN CATHOLIC CLERGYMAN (BIRETTA)
E RRNIK   A BAD LITTLE OLD LADY (ARSENIC)
H SINSRTR ISAAC ASIMOV (SCIENCE WRITER)
E L84ADAT THE WHITE RABBIT (LATE FOR A DATE)
E ST8SRTS A SOUTHERN CONSERVATIVE (STATES RIGHTS)
H 2HLNBAK AUDIE MURPHY (TO HELL AND BACK)
H KRPNDKB A MANURE SALESMAN (CRAP IN THE CAB)
H IBTMIMT A GOURMET BUTCHER (I BEAT MY MEAT)
E TMEE2EZ A HAPPY PC OWNER (TOMMY'S TOYS)
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